I wonder what she'd sell the opened one for?
Just in case this is removed from CL, here's the text of the ad:
"Hello there, I bought two bottles of AnaNOitch-D to get rid of my rectal itching. After just a few days of using this natural remedy the itching stopped. Now I don't need the second bottle. I paid $33 for it as you can see on their website, but I will sell it to you for $14. If you live close by, you are welcome to come over and pick it up. Please let me know. Myra. "
That's a sure sell, there.
In case you are not familiar with AnaNoItch-D, here is a bit from the product description that just leapt right out at me.
"Product Description : Double the strength of AnaNOitch for the people who have been suffering for a long time.Because it is concentrated it might sting a little the first day or two especially if you have been itching a lot."
Just so you know, before you email Myra for your bottle. I guess a bit of a sting is a lot better than itching for a long time. Especially itching for a long time then sharing that with millions of strangers online.
(Photo courtesy http://www.ananoitch.com/anst.html. If your Ana itches, visit them. Even if it's your Aunt Ana.)
14 comments:
Thank you for the info man. I have been itching for months now and I have tried everything. Nothing is damn working. I have actually just looked at their website. She sure has some impressive handwritten testimonials posted. I have just placed an order.
Thanks again.
Maro - Itchy :)
Hey Maro,
You're going to be very happy with it. I used it last month. It took a few days but then the itch disappeared.
Thank GOD for that.
Shiela
I second that. I used the AnaNOitch-D and it worked like magic, right from the first day.
santi
Now I am wondering if the company saw this and sent some people over, lol. If not, even comedy helps people, I guess.
"The Skeptics are the ones who deserve to continue suffering."
By François Maurice.
AnaNOitch is JUNK
AnaNOitch is marketed as an itch relief spray for anal itch. It not only doesn't work, it actually aggravated my condition. It comes in a small plastic spray bottle which requires you to lay on your back spread eagle to apply. Not too convenient in the train station! The printed instructions that come with the product (which is WAY overpriced at over $20.00 for the weak spray and $40.00 for the “stronger” spray) described how you need to place a bucket beside your toilet and “clean” your anal area with a rubber gloved hand, or to be sure to wash your hand afterwards if you don’t use a glove. They don’t have that on their website.
Their money back guarantee is a lie! I wrote 4 letters and talked with them four times trying to get a refund. They refused but sent me a small amount trying to recruit me to go on line and lie for them! They truly did!
Franchise owners trying to sell the product post many of the positive reviews you will read about AnaNOitch. DON’T believe them! AnaNOitch is truly junk.
Dear Jim,
Obviously you are not even a good liar. You mentioned that you wrote them four complaint letters and you say that they asked "YOU" to advertise for them. Out of "ALL" the people in the world they asked "YOU" to advertise for them? Why choose you and not an advertising company, which proves that you are a big liar. Shame on you.
You should be ashamed of yourself, but I guess you are being paid by their competitors to spread these lies because I have noticed your name somewhere else writing the same thing and everything else I read about AnaNOitch was very positive.
I guess their comptitors are doing anything they can including hiring low lifes like you to spread wrong information. I myself have used AnaNOitch-D and got rid of my itch in no time.
Jill Bertolli
Groose Point, Michigan
Ananoitch did not work at all for me! I was freaking out about my itching. I couldn't sleep at night it was horrible. After 3 month of this, I went the Dr. and she said it looked liked a few small fissures and maybe a yeast infection. She gave me meds for the yeast infection and she said if that didn't work she would treat me for pinworm. The yeast infection meds didn't work and neither did the pinworm pill.
I ordered the double strength Ananoitch and IT DIDN’T WORK AT ALL on me! I wanted to send it back after a week. I sent an email (they allegedly have a money back guarantee and I believe Jim by the way). The owner Sam called me back and wanting to make sure I was using it correctly. I made few adjustments and tried it for another week and half. It didn't help at all. I brought it in to my Dr. and she said the products seemed harmless but she thought it was a waste of money (it is), way too expensive. She said to steep a black tea bag (let it cool) and put it there for 15 min. That didn’t really help but I would have tried almost anything. I told her there was a money back guarantee (little did I know). Anyway, my Dr. scheduled me referred me to a great Dr. for a colonoscopy (my Mom died when she was 48 of colon cancer) I am 37 (you are suppose to have a colonoscopy 10 years younger than a parent that was diagnosed). I am 3 years late for the procedure. So I went to the butt Dr. with my sweet Husband and he confirmed that I had a few small fissures and a small hemorrhoid inside. He those things are causing the itching. He put some blue stuff on my booty and gave me a list of helpful things to do to heal me up. And I scheduled my colonoscopy. It took one week of a few simple things and steps to clear up my itch of 3 months (this was about 3 weeks ago). I had my colonoscopy and everything looked great.
So to close my story, I sent 4 emails and left two messages and they wouldn’t respond to me. Finally, I sent and email telling Sam I was going to contact the BBB and he responded in an email telling me that the system was down and he would call me in 1-2 weeks. What the *#!%? So, I will be contacting the BBB on Friday to see how to proceed. This product did not work at all for me! If you have $30-$40 that you don’t need give it a try. If not, call your Dr. for a to do list.
Dear Betty,
Did you go back to that doctor that you went to and treated you for a yeast infection and pinworms and nothing worked and asked him/her to pay you back your money for the visit and the tests?
You say that the people at AnaNoitch called you back to follow up on you and spent time on the phone with you trying to help you. Wow that was horrible of them! They must be awful people taking the time to call you personally and try to help you. Did your doctor call you to follow up on you? Probably your doctor must have called you a couple of times "for free" just to check on you and make sure that you were well. NOT.
I am in the process of opening an Internet store and I stumbled on your writing and I think you are miserable ungrateful #$%^& to write this after what seems to be them doing their best trying to help you.
Brook
Whoa, Brook. I don't know what blog you think you're on, but you have no right to come here and call people names for posting their opinion.
I had no idea this little post on someone offering their butt cream on Craigslist would turn into an argument.
If I find out that ANYONE who is posting arguments in a mean way to people saying the cream did not work for them is employed, even lightly affiliated with the company that produces it...I will contact the proper authorities, along with other measures.
By the way 'Brook', Betty said they EMAILED her after her repeated attempts for customer service. No one called her. Read back over the comment and try to make sure you read something properly before posting rude comments.
Hmmmm.... Butt cream on Craigslist. That's the last place I'd look for that stuff!!
That being said, this argument is actually quite hilarious!!
The way I see it, Betty is the one who started with the foul mouth. She is the one who first wrote "*#!%". This is outragous!
All what Brook said was "#$%^&". That's not so bad. If Brook said "&@%$$#", then that would not be at all acceptable :):):)
Don't you love a good cat fight :)
Mark
But Betty wasn't referring to another commenter. And no, I don't love a catfight. If I have to start deleting comments that become rude and nasty, I will. Until then, play nice people. It's just butt cream. Ok?
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