Spam

Wouldn't be nice if every comment that came through on a blog was from a real person who was interested in what you had written?

Over on Family Resource, I get hundreds of spam comments everyday. While when I first started there was around 30 to 50, now it's gotten crazy. I don't know if more spam is a sign of more exposure, sure wish that was so.

For all of you spammers out there, here is what I think of your comments:

'Nice' is not a comment.
'Sorry' is not a comment.
I didn't join your online pharmacy.
If you're 'having problems' it is probably due to all that porn you look at. You list the sites every time you visit.
I am a female. I think my penis is as large as it is going to get.
My husband satisfies me. I don't need any supplements.
Why do I need Propecia? I have enough hair for everyone.
What exactly is a 'stiff stick cure'.
Why can't you spell?


I mean, if all of these spammers talk the way they write, I'd love to record the conversation. It's mind numbing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My e-mail spam has been out of control lately. If I check my e-mail first thing and I appear to have 10 e-mails. 6-8 of them are spam. Err...out of freakin' control!

Julie said...

Ugh. I hate spam. Especially porn and viagra spam. I hope they jail all the spammers and make'em eat spam.

Jerry Allen said...

Hey there! You left a comment to come by and leave you my CP page at AC...here ya go! - http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/128416/jerry_allen.html

Havent posted anything yet, but I am working on it.

Thanks!

Julie said...

I'll be there! You'll need subscribers :-)

Jennifer said...

More spam does mean you're getting more hits so that's a bonus. Someone's picking up your posts or the spammers wouldn't care. Congrats on the new job (way above).